"You just Fucked up and called Daddy Hill House.  If i call you da bitch you is the bitch and you betta not be the bitch dat sucked mah boys dick, trick!  If you down wid prevon, then you down wid Daddy Hill.   If you ain't down wid prevon, you can suck dey mothafuckin dicks."

GnU aNd c00l VaS iSSuEs

Filename	Description	Author	Released
VaS - Issue #130	School is Fun! [vas0130.txt - MISSING]	HoGs HeaD	2-9-1999
VaS - Issue #129	Live from the MSU Riots	Twisted Firestarter	5-6-1998
VaS - Issue #128	Emmanuel Goldstein on Crack	Emmanuel on Crack	3-15-1998
VaS - Issue #127	What Not to Submit to VaS	Bleeding Penile Negro Fuzz	2-26-1998
VaS - Issue #126	Why College Sucks	Smack mah bitch up!	1-3-1998
VaS - Issue #125	Jesse Jackson's Kiddie Porn Delight!	JewKiller	11-9-1997
VaS - Issue #124	Flava F00l on that Old School Tip	Huey f00lbert Newton	11-3-1997
VaS - Issue #123	The Return of VaS	Ubermensch (TPP)	10-29-1997
VaS - Issue #122	The Fascist Manifesto	The Psychotic Pyrotic	11-05-1996
VaS - Issue #121	Ways to Kill Depressed People	Hedbangyr	11-05-1996
VaS - Issue #120	G. G. Allin Megaphile	Abigwar	11-05-1996
VaS - Issue #119	The Master Plan	Mr. Louis Farakhan	7-29-1996
VaS - Issue #118	The Viking	Abigwar	7-20-1996
VaS - Issue #117	The Death of Hacking	The Psychotic Pyrotic	6-8-1996
VaS - Issue #116	Home Absinthe Manufacture	The Psychotic Pyrotic	4-24-1996
VaS - Issue #115	Reply to F.U.C.K. Magazine #0174	The Psychotic Pyrotic	3-22-1996
VaS - Issue #114	This one goes out to my BBS Hoez	Foolbert Sturgeon	3-2-1996
VaS - Issue #113	The Flava f00l Strikes Again	The Rev. Foolbert J. Sturgeon	3-26-1996
VaS - Issue #112	Our Crusty Issue	The Psychotic Pyrotic	10-18-1995
VaS - Issue #111	Malt Licka Review/Highpoint Breifing	Foolbert Sturgeon	9-4-1995
VaS - Issue #110	Suicide in Style	Mogel	8-16-1995
VaS - Issue #109	SHO WUZ G00D!	Foolbert Sturgeon	8-9-1995
VaS - Issue #108	Guide to Odinism	The Psychotic Pyrotic	8-3-1995
VaS - Issue #107	Field Phreaking	The Psychotic Pyrotic	6-14-1995
VaS - Issue #106	Oi! Lyrics	The Psychotic Pyrotic	5-11-1995
VaS - Issue #105	Terror by E-mail!	The Psychotic Pyrotic	3-2-1995
VaS - Issue #104	2600 summer preview	The VaS Krew	3-1-1995
VaS - Issue #103	Vaginal Anal Fecal Beastiality	The Psychotic Pyrotic	2-3-1995
VaS - Issue #102	Hangin' With Mr. Cooper	Foolbert Sturgeon	1-15-1995
VaS - Issue #101	Various Skinhead Lyrics	Abigwar	12-29-1994
VaS - Issue #100	National Socialism Primer	Milton John Kleim Jr.	12-29-1994
VaS - Issue #99	The Return of the Leech Hackurz!	CaPtIaN /<-RaD (TPP)	12-18-1994
VaS - Issue #98	Necrophilia	korrupt	12-15-1994
VaS - Issue #97	The Final Solution to the Lamer Question	The Psychotic Pyrotic	12-13-1994
VaS - Issue #96	Phun With Old People	Jeffery Dahmer	12-10-1994
VaS - Issue #95	How To Find Your G-Spot	PaT MkiNNieZ YEaSt InFeCtiO	12-17-1994
VaS - Issue #94	Screwdriver: Boots and Braces	The Psychotic Pyrotic	5-29-1994
VaS - Issue #93	Screwdriver: Voice of Britian	The Psychotic Pyrotic	5-29-1994
VaS - Issue #92	Beginner's Guide To LSD	Slymentra Hymestra	5-29-1994
VaS - Issue #91	Burn-0ut Rebellion 93	The Psychotic Pyrotic	8-21-1993
VaS - Issue #90	Being A Boy Scout	Vile	8-20-1993
VaS - Issue #89	Late Night Revenue	Mel Farr Superstar	8-16-1993
VaS - Issue #88	A Guide To The Cthulu Mythos	The Psychotic Pyrotic	8-16-1993
VaS - Issue #87	The Frat System Sucks	Klaxon	8-13-1993
VaS - Issue #86	VaS Update: You Mean It's 1993 Already?	Studmuffin	8-8-1993
VaS - Issue #85	Being A /<-RaD elYtE do0D	Cop Killer	9-5-1992
VaS - Issue #84	A Guide To Killing Yuppies	EnGleBuRG hUmPerDinK	9-3-1992
VaS - Issue #83	Proper Theft Techniques	Diabolic Phantom	9-3-1992
VaS - Issue #82	Phun With Your M-80's	Grave Walker	9-2-1992
VaS - Issue #81	Fun Microwaving Small Woodland Creatures	Nocturnus	8-31-1992
VaS - Issue #80	Creative Suicide Techniques	Phreak_Accident	8-16-1992
VaS - Issue #79	Tymenet Information Pack	PROBE-X	8-15-1992
VaS - Issue #78	Get Da' Access	PROBE-X	8-15-1992
VaS - Issue #77	How to Hold a Proper Satanic Ritual	Studmuffin	8-31-1992
VaS - Issue #76	S0oPeR B0mB	Studmuffin	8-11-1992
VaS - Issue #75	ViSiON-X 0.93 Backdoors/Crashing, etc.	ChAoS	8-7-1992
VaS - Issue #74	The Corrupted FAT Scrambler Trojan	CorrupTor -CTD-	8-5-1992
VaS - Issue #73	Meet The VaS Crew	The VaS Crew	8-1-1992
VaS - Issue #72	Phun In Restaurants	Studmuffin	7-27-1992
VaS - Issue #71	How to Make and Consume Marijuana	PROBE-X	7-26-1992
VaS - Issue #70	Phun With Super Soakers	Sir Robin	7-24-1992
VaS - Issue #69	MoD Bust Recent Update	Studmuffin	7-24-1992
VaS - Issue #68	Why I Should Be President	Ross Perot	7-19-1992
VaS - Issue #67	Creative Revenge Techniques	Vince Neil	7-18-1992
VaS - Issue #66	Santa's Logic Bomb	PROBE-X	7-17-1992
VaS - Issue #65	People VaS Salute	The King Ad Rock	7-17-1992
VaS - Issue #64	A PeNiS News Flash	Mi Dong Shrink	7-16-1992
VaS - Issue #63	Some Good Security Books	PROBE-X	7-15-1992
VaS - Issue #62	More News On The MoD Bust	iNFoWoRLd RePRiNT	7-15-1992
VaS - Issue #61	Creative Torture Methods	JaNeT HaaS	7-15-1992
VaS - Issue #60	The Real Story On The MoD Bust	My aCHiNG LeFT NuT	7-15-1992
VaS - Issue #59	Spontaneous Combustion And The Aryan Parade	FLaMinG SeVeReD HeaD	7-14-1992
VaS - Issue #58	The Real Story On "X"	The Man Who Shot Malcom X	7-11-1992
VaS - Issue #57	How To Remember Stuff	Public Enemy	7-9-1992
VaS - Issue #56	The World Of Pirating	Long Dong Silver	7-9-1992
VaS - Issue #55	Ten Great ways to Terrorize your Neighborhood	Habib	7-8-1992
VaS - Issue #54	How To Blow Up An Airplane	Rodney King	7-7-1992
VaS - Issue #53	How To Properly And Easily Access DOS Through Telegard 2.7	Right Guard	7-5-1992
VaS - Issue #52	Our First Music Review Issue	THe SLaYeR	7-4-1992
VaS - Issue #51	A Virus Update	Mister Rogers	7-4-1992
VaS - Issue #50	The Complete History Of VaS	Studmuffin	7-4-1992
VaS - Issue #49	Record Club Freebies	The RePo Man	7-3-1992
VaS - Issue #48	Scumdogs Of The Universe	Grand Wizard Duke	7-3-1992
VaS - Issue #47	The Adventures Of /<-aPTaiN ]<-RaD	Library Policeman	7-3-1992
VaS - Issue #46	Phun With Hair Dryers	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	7-2-1992
VaS - Issue #45	Truther Than Strange	/<-aPTaiN ]<0oL-DeWD	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #44	FBI Digital Telephony Proposal	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #43	MTE Virus Mutator Engine Report	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #42	Almost Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Security	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #41	Cheating On Tests	Big Hairy Pussy	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #40	How to Make a Smurf Box	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #39	Basic Guide To LISTSERV	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	7-1-1992
VaS - Issue #38	A BASIC Virus Source Code	The Smurfs (PROBE-X)	6-31-1992
VaS - Issue #37	Vanilla Ice Mini-Biography	Robbie Van Winkle	6-30-1992
VaS - Issue #36	The Cannibal's Cookbook	Jeffery Dahlmer	6-30-1992
VaS - Issue #35	How To Make ANSi Bombs	Public Enemy	6-29-1992
VaS - Issue #34	A Complete Guide To Lamers	]<0oL D0oD	6-28-1992
VaS - Issue #33	This File Contains Whatever You Want It To	The Prophet	6-23-1992
VaS - Issue #32	Why We Should Destroy KFC	Nocturnus	6-23-1992
VaS - Issue #31	Phun at the Farm	Outback Jack	6-23-1992
VaS - Issue #30	GOD Is Fake	Pope John Penis	6-23-1992
VaS - Issue #29	Metallica: Ride The Lightning Lyrics	Cliff Burton	6-29-1992
VaS - Issue #28	What The Fuck Is A WIGGER?	HoMeY G MoNeY HuSTLeR	6-20-1992
VaS - Issue #27	Phun With A BB Gun	Sharp Shooter	6-20-1992
VaS - Issue #26	Phun at the Mall	Mr. MyBigFatCock	6-18-1992
VaS - Issue #25	More Interesting Stuff You Should Know	Blough Mi	6-18-1992
VaS - Issue #24	How To Make THE WORX Bomb	Cock Sucking Jizz Banger	6-19-1992
VaS - Issue #23	The WWF Wrestlers List	Mean Gene Okerland	5-31-1992
VaS - Issue #22	Basic Rape Techniques	Da Rapist	5-27-1992
VaS - Issue #21	Interesting Ways To Kill People	Hannibal Lecter	5-26-1992
VaS - Issue #20	The Long-Range Explosive Anti-Person Missle	Connie Lingus	5-25-1992
VaS - Issue #19	How To Properly Ruin A BBS	Asaam Raoul	5-24-1992
VaS - Issue #18	How To Make Your Own SlimJim	Lock Master	5-24-1992
VaS - Issue #17	ORGASM Trojan Turbo Pascal 6.0 Source Code	William Axl Rose	5-24-1992
VaS - Issue #16	CRAZYDIR Trojan Turbo Pascal 6.0 Source Code	Phone Phreak	5-22-1992
VaS - Issue #15	Merit/MichNet Hacking Issue	PROBE-X	5-21-1992
VaS - Issue #14	How To Fly In 10 Easy Steps!	Swami Bundra	5-21-1992
VaS - Issue #13	Your Complete Guide To Color Boxes	The Mac-Daddy	5-20-1992
VaS - Issue #12	Some Great Blonde Jokes	Ima Blonde	5-19-1992
VaS - Issue #11	Our "Black Persons Tribute" Issue	David Duke	5-18-1992
VaS - Issue #10	GWAR - America Must Die - Lyric Sheet	Jiz Mac The Gusher	5-18-1992
VaS - Issue #9	The Satan Series - [3/3]	Kerry King	5-14-1992
VaS - Issue #8	The Satan Series - [2/3]	Nihasa	5-14-1992
VaS - Issue #7	The Satan Series - [1/3]	Melek Taus	5-14-1992
VaS - Issue #6	A Plane 'Graveyard' for the Whole Family	Amilea Earhart	5-13-1992
VaS - Issue #5	Some Fun Stuff You Can Do At School	The Gas Station Attendant	5-12-1992
VaS - Issue #4	Basic Automobile Entry Techniques	Klepto-Maniak	5-12-1992
VaS - Issue #3	Interesting Things You MIGHT Want To Know	Tommy Lee	5-12-1992
VaS - Issue #2	Some Great Scams You Can Pull	Sepulturic Death	5-12-1992
VaS - Issue #1	Lots of Uses For Dead Parents	Cyrogenic Piss	5-12-1992

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• VaS DiGeST - ISSue #1  (09-011-1992)
• VaS DiGeST - ISSue #2  (09-18-1992)
• VaS DiGeST - ISSue #3  (10-09-1992)
• VaS DiGeST - ISSue #4  (7-4-1994)
• VaS DiGeST - ISSue #5  (7-30-1994)
• VaS DiGeST - ISSue #6  (10-31-1994)

Introduction

(From Issue #50)

May 12, 1992 was the historic date that VaS was founded.  It all started a long long time ago, when Phreak_accident and I had a yearning to start a textfile group, to "leave our mark" in the BBS world as such groups as uXu and cDc had done.  Anyhow, here we are at issue #50 after less than 2 months, thanks to the contributions of our authors.  Some of our earlier efforts at textfile writing were USA (Underground Society of Anarchy), which we wrote 1 magazine, mostly reprints of other tfiles reworded a bit.  That flopped.  Then we tried something called ALPHA (American Legion of Phreakers, Hackers, and Anarchists) but after 2 issues, that flopped as well.  So I went into writing a few textfiles on the side, but nothign serious.  Then me and P_A started to get more and more time on our hands, and finally we decided one last try, if this doesnt work, fuck it.  But we decieded to really put some effort into it.  After a few phone conversations, we couldnt come up with a name, I had suggested countless stupid ones, and finally he said, hey, hows about Vaginal and Anal Seepage.  I said sure, that sounds pretty cool.  So there we were.  You may be saying "Seepage!  SEEPAGE!  What The Fuck Its -SECRETIONS-!".  Ahh therein lies the story.  I have a poor short term memory, so I decided, ok I guess it was secretions, so thats what I made it, and thats how it ender.

We would like to thank the following people for their work so far on VaS: Me, Phreak_Accident, Hacker, Probe-X, and Nocturnus.  Also would like to thank our Distribution sites <we need new ones though - contact Studmuffin on Live Wire BBS to find out about becoming one - no more 313's and you must have a lot of textfiles to begin with!>.  FLoaTiNG PaNCReaS BBS is a fine BBS, has thousands upon thousands of great tfiles, and a great sysop.  We are gonna try and get some kind of network going between all the big major tfile boards soon...