June featured more clip art.

We see a pirate with a skull and crossbones hat, an eyepatch, a large mustache, and a hook on one arm that resembles a question mark.

He stares at us over an image of a Touch-Tone desk phone with only nine buttons, and the startled eyes of a total stranger.

On the right are what appear to be graphical dialing instructions, resulting in a handshake and a cash payment.

The hand in the mini-cover indicates that everything is A-OK.