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FIRE AND FORGET EZINE!
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ISSUE #FOURTEEN - <LAWN|batman[sAs]> the department 
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THE SPACT Newsletter [20/01/05] [Sabbat of Yule]
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  <|PaRiS|>  Oh looks Jatz is trying to start a
             zine war.

  <Steinsky> Wtf is Jatz?



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The SPACT news letter; short news, reviews, gossip
and love in miniature from the SOL crew. For more
of the same check out the other publications
distributed on www.soljo.org. I know we said
every Friday, but, huh, well, like we give a fuck!

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The Main SOL Site Is Down, Indeed.
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Yes the main SOL site is down atm but it will be
back up at www.soljo.org/sol/ as soon as any of
us can be bothered to plug the database back into
the server (we have moved it off one boxen and 
onto another one). So phear not. SOL are not dead.
Not yet anyways. - |PARiS|.


Internet Relay Chat - No Retards.
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It has to be said the whole concept behind #london
was a bit of a joke in the first place, but ppl are
still hanging out there and it is occasionally
quite amusing so why not check it out? No retards
should apply. The site is at www.soljo.org/london/
with forums at www.soljo.org/london/forums network
is irc.sorcery.net, channel is #london. Say hi if
you ain't retarded. - |PaRiS|.


End Of Dayz Approaches.
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Much hyped, little understood The SOL End Of Dayz
is approaching. Keep all eyes on www.soljo.org/eod
for futher information. One Year Remaining. Make
Your Time. - SOL.


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          <|PaRiS|> ADAM BAILY IS TEH SEXY





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Political History 1997-2005
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George Bush thinks he can save the planet,
The rest of the world thinks he should can it.
The Muslim's they hate him,
Just another American Jim,
And the British well they have no voice.
Without the good old Tories we simply have no choice,

But it's still ironically right wing vs. right wing,

And it's a hella of a thing,
A one party state...
Reminding me of some dreadfull blind date,
If only we could fly back to nineteen ninty seven.
Things could be heaven.
Because lets be honest they certainly didn't "get any better".

Tony Blair is a bad man.

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|PaRiS|
paris@soljo.org
www.thegreatone.me.uk


Government Suspicious Sale of School To Creationist
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There is an extremely interesting article in Saturday's 
Guardian about the Emmanuel Schools Foundation (formerly 
Vardy Foundation) and the government's scheme of 
replacing failing schools with quasi-independent 
"academies". Academies are schools which are privately 
run by charitable organisations, who have some power 
over the curriculum (the schools must teach the national 
curriculum, but can teach almost anything else as well). 
The organisations can buy this privilege for £2 million, 
a relatively small percentage of the cost of building 
and running a school--the buildings tend to cost about 
£20m and running £5m a year--the rest is supplied by 
the government. Effectively the government is selling 
the right to make decisions about how to run schools 
for a negligible amount of money. And whose silly idea 
were these schools? Go on, guess. That's right, David 
Blunkett, the man who described the legacy of his 
predecessors as "a mess", and whose own legacy, having 
been forced to resign, is now needing some tidying up, 
including abandoning many of his silly ideas.

The Emmanuel Foundation is the schools charity wing 
of the Reg Vardy second-hand car dealership run by 
Christian fundamentalist (not merely evangelical, 
The Times also feels fit to use the term) Sir Peter 
Vardy. Vardy is a creationist who employs creationist 
teachers and hosts creationist meetings and lectures 
in his three academies, in Gateshead, Middlesborough 
and Doncaster. More importantly the curriculum of 
Vardy's academies puts unscientific creationist 
ideas alongside scientific theories in science 
lessons, where they clearly do not belong. The 
government will not do anything about this, because 
the schools still manage to do well in the national 
exams.

The foundation is currently trying to take over 
Northcliffe School in Doncaster, against the wishes 
of parents and teachers in the area. The case 
smells. Despite being one of the most deprived 
schools in one of the most deprived wards in the 
country, for five years up to the end of 2003 the 
school had continuously improved, was described 
as "good and improving" by the government school 
inspection office, Ofsted, and won a number of 
national awards for its achievements. In 2003 the 
school leavers did above average in exams, and the 
school was in the middle of the league tables. 
Despite this, the school was placed in special 
measures, a category for failing schools, something 
Northcliffe didn't appear to fit into. The LEA then 
decided to sell the school to the Emmanuel Foundation. 
The protests of the parents and teachers have 
forced the LEA to abandon their suspicious plans.

As an aside, I notice that our EvoWiki page on 
the Emmanuel Foundation is the number one google 
result for "Vardy Foundation", and that the 
foundation changed its name after we had been 
top of google, with a highly critical article, 
for a few months. I'm not suggesting that any 
organisation would change its name on the grounds 
of a google result, but why not link to the EvoWiki 
page? The more links it gets, the higher up google 
the page will be, and anybody who wants to know what 
the foundation is really about can just google it.

---
Steinsky
steinsky@soljo.org
www.steinsky.me.uk


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C: I'm voted for Bush. Am I stupid? 

A: Yup.


C: I have an eating disorder. i stop puking for the 
   most part so now i just stopped eating. my friends 
   think i'm better because i don't throw up, but guess 
   what, i'm not! i actually should thank them for 
   making me stop throwing up, you loose more weight 
   by not eating anyway.

A: That way is so much better. You can die much faster, 
   but at least your teeth won't rot out of your head.


C: I want a sex slave.  

A: Me and you both, babe.


C: A few years ago, I was involved with this other girl. 
   I treated her like crap - I completely broke her -
   but she believed she couldn't live without me, 
   that we were soulmates. When I walked out of her 
   life, the only note I left her was a copy of the 
   restraining order i'd filed against her.

A: Wes? Is that you??


C: Everyone was really drunk. Most of my friends think I 
   left by myself and took a taxi back. Three of my 
   really good friends know I left with a complete 
   stranger. Two of them know I went back to his place, 
   though I still don't know where exactly that was. None 
   of them know I let him fuck me in the ass. And I really 
   liked it. It was stupid and dangerous and I have 
   no regrets.  

A: Let's hope you still feel that way when the HIV test 
   comes back positive. Filthy slut.
 

C: My roommate is fat and disgusting. After she 
   uses the bathroom, I have to wipe off the 
   toilet seat because it's smeared with dirt and 
   lint. I hate her and her annoying cat.  

A: That's not dirt and lint, stupid.


C: I hate people who think they are bi-sexual. I don't 
   mind any one who is homosexual. It is just those 
   damn bi-sexuals. They're not bi they are just 
   horny and will take it any way they can get it.  

A: Spoken like a true, pathetic, perpetual virgin.


C: I hate people who don't use proper grammar. I 
   could be chatting with some guy who I think is 
   really cool and hot, but as soon as he used an 
   apostrophe where there shouldn't have been one, 
   or used the wrong form of your or you're, I get 
   totally turned off. 

A: You're not alone.

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Eviljenna
eviljenna@gmail.com

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