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 H0w to get yourself and some friends out of class
                 By: F0ney


 Yo holmess, boy it sure does suck sitting there in class on a hott day 
 and you have a headache and your real board.  This teacher is a bitch but
 she thinks your a nice kid.  You see some kids walking by outside class 
 and you say wow i wish i was out there.  Well i am gonna tell you some 
 ways you can get out of class.  Make sure your fairly nice to the 
 teachers class you wanna get out of for awhile that way when you leave 
 the room she won't investigate wether your roaming the halls or going to 
 that student council meeting.  

1.Have a good friend who is a fairly good social engineer come to your 
 room from his class and say that your need at some type of meeting or 
 needed by a teacher or jus somewhere that seems important enough to 
 leave class for a bit.  When you and that kid now have permission to 
 leave from your teach make sure to bring your books that way you don't 
 have to come back.  Ask the teacher if you should so you sound like  you
 have no idea whats going on and tell your friend to cut in on the 
 conversation and say you should bring your books.  Now you can cut like 
 a half of a period.  
 
 Doing what?? 
 
 I don't care.

2.Ask for a pass to the nurse and once again take all your shit with you
 and don't come back to class.....don't even bother going to the nurse or 
 anything.  Jus go to your next period class when the bell rings.  You 
 should really go to this class for they might check to see if your really
 are in the nurse.  I think they do this jus to make sure you aren't 
 assembling a machine gun in the bathroom and waiting for the next bell i 
 really don't know.

3.To miss a WHOLE day of school this is going to take a little planning. 
 Your gonna have to miss school once before you do this and once you do 
 so you can miss school a few times.  Im lucky sense my school has an 
 automated absent system where you just say your name and your absent 
 it isn't that hard to do.  First if your school isn't as l33t0 as mine
 you have to miss school one day.  Have your mom call the school and do
 what she usually says on the phone do the school but record it and save
 it.  Now the second thing your gonna need is there signature on 
 something.  Make up some stupid contest with your parents that if you 
 go to school everyday from now on they'll take you to your favorite 
 restaruant or something.  

 yea i know its a gay ass example but bear with me here.  

 Get both of there signatures on like a piece of paper so they think its 
 cute and all that shit so you have a little agreement.  

 Great now you have everything you need.  

 A recording of one of your parents voice for calling the school and 
 signatures to copy for a note when you go back.  

 When you call the school on your day off it really doens't matter what 
 type of phone you use but make sure when you play the recording hold it 
 fairly far away from the phone so its kinda hard to hear but they can 
 still make it out.  

 It takes out some of the descrepancies and it won't sound like a 
 recording.  

 Now jus do whatever you want.  

 When you go back to school your gonna need that note take a a piece of 
 paper and write what you want to say like this is curtis's note for him 
 being out 9-21-02. Now rewrite that fast and in cursive.  
 
 Then take your signature paper and put the signatures themselves over 
 the spot you want the signature.  

 Take out a pin and carefully and lightly poke small holes at all the 
 arches and certain crossing points.  

 Now take your pen and fill it in.  

 Looks just alike doesn't it! 

 Take the note and rube it on a table corner like you do to a crinkled 
 paper and that will cover up the pin holes fairly well.  

 Well now you had a whole day off all because of "Teaspoon"

 Also just a quick note as I just had a good experience yesterday before 
 i added this.  

 At a school assemble when they say accross the pa system please now 
 report for a pep rally or assemble just cut that if your teacher 
 doesn't make you all walk down together.  

 Just get your shit and walk out.  

  
 Simple as that.  Enj0y