_____ _ ___ _ _ |_ _| _(_)___/ __| |_ __ _| |_ ___ | || '_| |___\__ \ _/ _` | _/ -_) |_||_| |_| |___/\__\__,_|\__\___| | _ \ |_ _ _ ___ __ _| |_____ | _/ ' \| '_/ -_) _` | / (_-< |_| |_||_|_| \___\__,_|_\_Y__/ How to set up Bell Canada teleconfernces when your a lazy bitch By Murd0c Hi everyone, its me. Well, today is a special day, because I am going to teach all of you little phreaks how to set up Bell Canada teleconfs. Why Bell Canada, Murd0c? Don't we hate Canadians? Well, yes, yes we do. But that dosent mean we can't exploit their bullshit excuse for a Bell phone company. YAY! Alright, so get your ass to a payphone, or, someones TNI box via your beige box. I perfer payphones, less work. Yes, kids, that means get out of the chair and go outside, the sun dosent hurt that bad. Okay, now you are outside, exposed to all that mother nature has to offer. And behold, a shiny payphone that proclaims "you need to deposit 50 cents to make a local or get a cell phone like the rest of us. " I know it may be intimidating but pick up the reciever and dial this number. 1 800 667-3678 Okay, and you might hear some french voice prompts, dont worry, its Canada's OTHER language. English is coming. Okay, so now you are with a friendly operator who says 'eh' and 'aboot'. Don't be frightened, its just the way they talk up there. Now, the convo will go something like this: OP: Hi, welcome to Bell Canada's Teleconfernecing services, this is Anita Bath, can I have your conf folder ID? J00: No, Anita, I dont have a conf folder ID. OP: Well, then, you are really a stupid bastard, here, let me set one up for you! I need your name and company. J00: (Tell her *A* name, not your own! And make up a company, *NOT* Tri-State Phreaks or Butt Plug Industries) OP: Okay Mister Mike Hunt. I need your phone number that the call will be billed to. J00: 610-253-2258 OP: Okay, and i need the address of the number that it will be billed to. J00: 666 Lucifer Blvd. Hell, PA 18040 OP: Okay, great, your a stupid american asshole, I hope Saddam bombs your stupid ass. Well, hold on while I set up your conf. Okay, Is there a fax number that we can reach you at? J00: Yeah, 610-253-1313 OP: SuperDooper Pooper Scooper! Would you like any other options on your conf? Like, Roll Call and the such? J00: Yeah, I want roll call (ALWAYS GET ROLL CALL, It makes confing a lot eaiser). OP: Great, my pussy is getting so hot listening to your hot american voice. Anyway, what time do you want your conf to be? J00: Oh, from 9PM to 8AM Thursday the 67th of Octubery. OP: Great and how many participants will be dialing in? J00: 20 ports please (Say ports, it makes you sound intelligent) OP: Okay, would you like to incur the long distance charges made from your particapants calling in? J00: Yes I do, I want to have a 1-800 number. OP: Okay, terrific. I have a Mike Hunt schedualed for Thursday the 67th from 9PM to 8AM and 20 ports. The number will be 1-877-392-2932 MOD pin: 283762 and participant pin: 283839. Thanks for abusing Bell Canada Conferencing. J00: Okay you stanky Canadian bitch! See how easy that was? Now invite all of your friends on to the conf. Without much effort, and no annoying ring backs, you can set up your very own fuckin CONF! YEAH! Greets to: Heywood,RBCP,F0ney,RTF,Andrew S.,Mollykate and special thanks to KaZaA for all the gay pr0n I would ever hope for! Bell Canada's Teleconferencing Services: 1-800-667-3678 Murd0c mistermurdoc@msn.com www.tsp.cjb.com TRI-STATE-PHREAKS!