SHIT BOXING 
By: Agent5

	So you're sitting in a small family owned type resturaunt or you're walking through a 
small store looking at their various wares and, as normal every couple times a day, you hear 
the call of nature. You make your way towards the (preferably single occupancy) mens room
(or ladies for those few that may actually read this) and enter.  So your doing your thing
and you're lookin around checking out your surroundings (why? cause you're supposed to be
fucking observant at all times.Thats why.) Your gaze takes you towards the ceiling. Looks
like most most cheap drop down ceilings. hmmmm.... drop down ceiling.....easily removable.
So you stand on the toilet , or whatever, and take a look. You pull out your pocket flashlight
and take a look. Nothing but wires. Couple elecrical or telephone maybe.....TELEPHONE? Does
this mean i can sit on the throne and use the fone? Indeed it does!  All you need is a few 
things to help you make your dream of phreaking at its absolute lazyest a reality.what you 
need will (besides your beigebox with a RJ-11 plug on the cord) probably cost you, at an 
extreme maximum, 3 bucks for parts and about 6 bucks for an telephone Line Crimper for 
standard telephone plugs (RJ-11) you will also need a... "modular line splitter - Provides two
telephone jacks when plugged into the end of a telephone line cord. Standard 4-wire jacks. 
Color: Ivory"----bout dollar and change max cost. Most of these parts, if not all, can be found
 at your local radioshack. Now if you havent figured out what i'm getting at yet, you should 
seek medical attention immediately, CAT-scans have helped me alot.<twitch>
Heres what you do and make sure you do it quickly in case they try to use the telephone while
 the line is disconnected. SO make sure you lock the door and get to work fast....if you have
 people beginning to knock on the door just make some nasty shitting sounds and say you'll be
 out in a minute. 1. Cut the line. (no specific tools needed for this, something sharp will do)
2. Attach a plug to either end of the line you have just cut.
3. Put one end of the plug in one end of the modular line splitter, put the one thats left into
   one of the two holes on the front of the splitter.
4. Now you can either leave and let the intestinaly distressed old guy pouding on the door in,
   or you can plug your beige box in and have some fun.
Treat this as you would any other beige boxing session. Keep in mind that the people who own the
 telephone line may want to use it to and may not enjoy having someone on the line already. But 
for the most part this ordinary bathroom has just become a your private telephone booth, 
complete with running water and a toilet for the astronomical sum of 3 dollars US.

"This file brought to you by the makers of sharp things." 
Shouts to Epiphany, Bizurke, Master Slate, Ic0n, Xenocide, Bagel, Maddjimbeam, and the rest 
of the #mabell ninja's and LPH crew .