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You know you're a hacker when ... (By atomic chaos)

You make last second changes to your code in mid-compile.

Your monitor dies so you download, compile, and execute text to speech software
and continue using your computer as if nothing happened all because you knew if
you didn't your internet girlfriend would be mad at you for not talking to her.

You have kept the power switch to your first computer incase you make something
worthy of it's use.

You remove your caps lock key because you know that it represents pure evil and 
it's existence promotes laziness.

You watch over your logs like a hawk.

The way certain people pronounce Linux disturbs you.

You were born with a coffee cup in your hands.

The two words you fear most are: rolling blackouts.

Your fantasies include a woman who appreciates your ability to write kernel
patches and being paid a billion dollars for writing the most sophisticated
software man has ever seen.

You use your keyboard instead of your mouse to navigate webpages.

RTFM has become part of your every day vocabulary.

You have multiple webcams but never use them.

You know that either you're right or they're wrong.