°Û °Û ÞÜ ±Û °Û °Û ÜÛÛ ÛÜ ±Û ²Û°ÛÛÛÛß°Û ÜÜÜ ±Û ÜÜ ÜÛÛÛÜ°ÛßßßÛ°Û °Û ÛÛ ° ÛÛ±Û ±Û ÛÛ ±ÛÛßßßÛܱÛÛßß°ÛÜÜÜß °Û°ÛÛÛ ÛÛ ° ÛÛ±Û ±Û ÛÛ ±Û °Û±Û °ÛÜ °ÜÛßßÛ°Û °Û ßÛ ÛÛß °ÛÛÛ ßÛÛÜ°ÛßÛÛÛÛß±Û °ÛÛÛß°ÛÜÜÛ²°Û °Û Outbreak Magazine Issue #11 - Article 2 of 18 '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' Pac Man Ninja ============= By: kleptic http://www.kleptic.tk AIM: kl3ptic --- Some kid messaged me on AIM wanting me to harass this kid.. he gave me his phone number and everything. So I went to work. --- kl3ptic: Blaine.. my man. kl3ptic: whats going down? KoNkReTeEleMeNt: who is this kl3ptic: Nick you silly bastard kl3ptic: heh kl3ptic: whats up? KoNkReTeEleMeNt: well then why did u im me on the other name kl3ptic: cause im an elite ninja.. why else? kl3ptic: dont be a dipshit blaine. kl3ptic: say kl3ptic: we getting together this weekend? kl3ptic: to party like a mother fucker? KoNkReTeEleMeNt: who is this kl3ptic: i just told you .. did you get your head beat in as a 4 year old? kl3ptic: its fucking Nick kl3ptic: mullet and all dude KoNkReTeEleMeNt: nick who kl3ptic: what do you mean nick who? kl3ptic: quit being a dick kl3ptic: hey, i got pac man arcade classic dude kl3ptic: you in? kl3ptic: its the shit kl3ptic: not that fucking mrs. pac man bull kl3ptic: all out PAC MAN kl3ptic: you down with this shit? KoNkReTeEleMeNt: nick that hangs out with andrew kl3ptic: c'mon Blaine.. don't be a pansy ass. kl3ptic: Pac Man Blaine kl3ptic: Pac to the mother fucking Man KoNkReTeEleMeNt: u quit fucking with me yo KoNkReTeEleMeNt: who to the mother fuck is this kl3ptic: DUDE. I'm not fucking with you.. kl3ptic: Are you scared of my pac man ninja skills Blaine? kl3ptic: You think you can take me in Pac Man? kl3ptic: Oh OH! I think not my friend! KoNkReTeEleMeNt: dude get a life kl3ptic: hey dude. If you're scared. That's cool. kl3ptic: I mean, i would be scared too.. if i had to take on the fucking PAC MAN NINJA! kl3ptic: damn straight KoNkReTeEleMeNt: oh oh im not scared kl3ptic: right ;-) kl3ptic: you're pissing your little cammo panties kl3ptic: c'mon blaine.. lets pac man this shit up kl3ptic: lets do this old school KoNkReTeEleMeNt: yo fuck u kid kl3ptic: like willy from the wizard! kl3ptic: yeah! kl3ptic: hey man. you a little scared? kl3ptic: little yellow stripe down your pac man wussy back? kl3ptic: thats cool kl3ptic: Fear my Pac Man ninja skills kl3ptic: cause when those Ghosts come up kl3ptic: i fucking chomp those bitches kl3ptic: left and right kl3ptic: fear KoNkReTeEleMeNt: ok then tell me the last name kl3ptic: lowwer or how ever you spell it kl3ptic: bizatch KoNkReTeEleMeNt: no urs bitch kl3ptic: You don't need my name. You just address me as "Pac Man Ninja" kl3ptic: oh yes. kl3ptic: I'll Ninja spike your ass back to pac man land bizatch! kl3ptic: make you shit your little cammo panties KoNkReTeEleMeNt: yo if this is brian ill strait fuck u up bitch kl3ptic: brian? kl3ptic: this is Nick you little Mrs. Pac Man pansy KoNkReTeEleMeNt: yo who ever it is dont let me cacth ur bitch ass kl3ptic: you wont be able to. kl3ptic: cause im a freaking ninja kl3ptic: pac man style kl3ptic: just when you think you're alone.. . BAM.. ninja spike to the back of the skull kl3ptic: drop kick your nuts.. make you piss your camo panties KoNkReTeEleMeNt: ok peace u want to talk some shit here is my number call me now bitch 789 8203 kl3ptic: i already got it kl3ptic: and i will call ;-) ============================================================= After I posted his number on my website, I guess he now gets a shit load of calls a day. And I heard one story about how Blaine got grounded because someone socialed his parents into thinking that he was an "AOL Hax0r." If you hit this kid, let me know what you did to him, and how he reacted. if you want to harass him: Blaine Lowwer 410-789-8203 =============================================================