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              Outbreak Magazine Issue #10 - Article 8 of 18
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[curb your enthusiasm]
[by: joja]
[for: outbreak]

For those of you who do not have access to HBO, this small rant really
doesn't matter. Now, we all know that HBO is great to watch most of
your favorite movies, and is one of the(if not THE) best cable channel
on television today. But "HBO Original Programming" is another story.

HBO Original Programming is the fucking bomb diggity! Let's see, we have:
Band of Brothers, a great war series that got amazing ratings, and was
all-around kick ass! Then we have Oz, the prison drama which is filled
with violence, blood, and all that good shit. A real man's show with
many characters some which you may be able to identify with, which makes
it even better.

Six Feet Under, a series about a disfunctional family that runs a funeral
home out of thier house. A great show, somewhat soap opera-like, a lot
of drama which keeps your attention, and pisses you off when the show
is over. I give it two thumbs and an erect penis up!

The Wire. The two-part crime drama. It was simply amazing, I loved it.
You get you taste of life on the streets, drugs, sex and crime. And you
get your taste of the Badass cops fucking shit up. You got to watch it
from both point of views. A definate 3 "thumbs" up.

We all know we can't forget the Sopranos! The Mafia, murder, organized
crime, drugs, conspiracy, and hot chicks!! How can you now love this show?
It's almost to the point where I can't express in words how kick ass it
really is.(Meadow, mmm...)

Ok, here's my rant. My one and only problem with HBO Original Programming.
The 30 minute block of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." This show got ratings such
as "Laughing-out-loud hilarious," and "Maybe the best show ever." I want to
punch whoever rated this show in the head several times. Curb Your Enthusiasm
is
the biggest piece of shit show I've ever watched in my entire life, I say that
with all my heart. You may say "Well, maybe you're missing the humor." No.
I see and get the humor, it just sucks so bad I want to kick my own ass for
not changing the channel.

Now explain to me how a show such as Curb Your Enthusiasim got lined up
with the great shows I mentioned earlier(I forgot RealSex, Shock Video,
and America Undercover; which are also kick ass)? HBO has such a great name
as far as Television is concerned, how could they shit all over us with
Curb Your Enthusiasm? I say the viewers take a vote, a vote to get this puddle
of stagnant babboon urine off my TV Guide.

Overall, Fuck Larry, fuck Curb Your Enthusiasm and Fuck you too HBO, for
having such shitty taste. Yes, It's one bad show out of a lot of great shows.
But give me a break, they stooped too low on this one. I could make a better show
with a camcorder and my family at Christmas time. Curb Your Enthusiasm sucks!