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[3:17pm] *** Now talking in #teensex
[3:18pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> any1 want 2 take advantage of a drunk guy?
[3:19pm] <rambox> i want to take advantage of a drunk guy
[3:20pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> r u a girl or a guy?
[3:20pm] <rambox> why does that matter? i just want to take advantage
[3:20pm] <rambox> ok so
[3:20pm] <rambox> heres the agenda
[3:20pm] <rambox> i need my laundry done
[3:20pm] <rambox> and my lawn mowed
[3:21pm] <rambox> clean my toilet and tub
[3:21pm] <rambox> go out and buy me some beer with your own money
[3:21pm] <rambox> sound good?
[3:22pm] <rambox> hello???
[3:22pm] <rambox> you must be already workin on those chores huh?
[3:22pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> hehe
[3:22pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> nice
[3:22pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> i AM drunk
[3:22pm] <rambox> yes
[3:22pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> but i AM not that drunk
[3:22pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> hehe
[3:23pm] <rambox> you're drunk so you can't decipher that im taking 
advantage of you
[3:23pm] <rambox> dont shrink my lucky boxers
[3:23pm] <rambox> dont make me bust out jedi mind tricks
[3:23pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> ehhh..
[3:24pm] * rambox uses the force
[3:24pm] <rambox> wash my jockies you will.. HMMM
[3:24pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> damn it i want girls not guys with boxers..
[3:24pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> ewwww
[3:24pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> hehehe
[3:24pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> but seriously..
[3:24pm] <rambox> i just want you to do my personal stuff
[3:24pm] <rambox> get my cum stains out of my bedsheets
[3:24pm] <rambox> buy me beer
[3:24pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> i'm really drunk right now.. but i don't want 
another guy..
[3:25pm] <rambox> handwash my jockstrap
[3:25pm] <rambox> i dont want you, i just want you to clean my house and 
laundry
[3:25pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> me too
[3:25pm] <rambox> ok good
[3:25pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> i don't anything 2 do with u..
[3:25pm] <rambox> no no, your going to do my laundry
[3:25pm] <rambox> you want to do my laundry
[3:25pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> geez.. u want a maid or something.. i'm not 
THAT drunk!!!
[3:26pm] <rambox> you want to clean my toilet
[3:27pm] <rambox> hm
[3:27pm] <rambox> any other drunk man would be elbow deep in my jockstrap 
right now
[3:27pm] <rambox> washin that shit with a sponge
[3:27pm] <rambox> while scrubbin my floor with there feet
[3:28pm] <rambox> so get to work country fucker
[3:31pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> eehh.. u hav a really dirty house there dude.. 
seriously u should get some professional help..
[3:32pm] <rambox> do you have a job?
[3:33pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> neh..
[3:34pm] <rambox> oh
[3:34pm] <rambox> well anyway i just took a sloppy shit on my floor
[3:34pm] <rambox> i hope you have a rug cleaner
[3:35pm] <A_rEaLly_dRuNk_gUy> u hav a shitty, life dude.. i mean 2 take a 
dump on ur floor?!
[3:37pm] <rambox> well i was expectin you to clean it
[3:37pm] <rambox> since im taking advantage of you an all..