³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄij +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²²²²±±±±±°°°ð|O|u|t|b|r|e|a|k|ð°°°±±±±±²²²²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Issue #4 - Page 4 of 12 ³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄij Phreaking Do's and Dont's By Turbanator (turbanator2k2@roy.phonelosers.org) Here are some basic phreaking Do's and Dont's that every phreaker should know, atleast in my opinion. Don't phreak near Wal-Mart- Theres way to many people around, especially when theres a sale, and you can get caught very easily. I have seen this happen quite a few times to a kid who tried boxing with a CD player, man was that funny! Do phreak Wal-Mart from home- How you ask? Simple, call up your local Wal-Mart and ask to be transfered to some lame department, like housewares. Then once the other department picks up, simply say that your (insert bogus name here) from (insert department here) and you can't get on the paging system and if they could transfer you. It should go something like this: Them: Wal-Mart how may I help you? You: Housewares please. Them: One moment please. *transfers* Them: Housewares You: Hi this is Tom from Electronics, I cant get into the paging system from this phone could you transfer me? Them: Sure hold on. Then bam, your in their pagin system and can say whatever you want, you can even call a Wal-Mart thats not local and mess with them. Just dont be fuckin with em for too long and you should be fine. Don't be a dumbass!- I dont know how many times I must stress this. If a cop or another person asks you what you are doing while your boxing in your tones, say something like "Oh I was playing this song to my friend but he hung up" or something along those lines. That last quote works best if your boxing using downloaded tones on an mp3 player or CD player. Do be a smartass!- This is another important thing too. If your out phreaking and you notice someone is watching you watch them, if they pull out a cell phone or go to a nearby payphone and start dialing then finish up whatever phreak you are doing and leave the area for a while, go get a big mac or something. That way you can be sure that the person wasnt calling the cops on you or something. I know I may sound paranid, but when it comes to things like phreaking and sex, its always best to be safe! Don't get a total stranger in trouble- Unless they were a real asshole in the parking lot or in the movies dont go fuckin around with ops and saying all this shit only to let the next person who uses the phone to be taken away by the cops. I know it sounds soo fucking funny but its really not. Do get your enemies in trouble- If your bored and pissed at someone you really hate, why not do a little phreaking and make it seem like they did it. Call up a 31337 BBS and act like a dumbass, during your acting try to get out the name of the person you really hate so that they get blamed for it and they might just get their phone fucked up, or worse. Be careful though, as sometimes your enemy may be smart enough to trace the shit back to you, and that can be bad. Well I hope this has helped atleast someone. Most of these Do's and Dont's I have personally experienced and know what its like. If you have any question im at turbanator2k2@roy.phonelosers.org or try to find me on DALnet in #outbreakzine And dont come crying to me when you get busted, its not my fault what you do with what I write.