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<Black0pz> heres a good joke
<Black0pz> Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in Purgatory, being sized up by God ..... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows 95. In your case, I'm going to do something I've never done before: I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
<Black0pz> Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?" 
<Black0pz> God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." 
<Black0pz> "Fine, but where should I go first?" 
<Black0pz> "I'll leave that up to you." 
<Black0pz> "Okay, then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first." 
<Black0pz> So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women laughing, playing in the water, and frolicking about. The sun was shining, and the temperature was perfect. Bil
<Black0pz> "Fine," said God, and off they went. 
<Black0pz> Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. 
<Black0pz> Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm ... I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. 
<Black0pz> "Fine," retorted God. "As you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. 
<Black0pz> Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill shackled to a wa
<Maquorax> stoooόp
<Black0pz> Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment: "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water????" 
<Black0pz> "That was the demo," replied God !! 
<Maquorax> hahahaha :-)
<Black0pz> :)
<Maquorax> ok what does a woman do in an ufo ??
<Maquorax> cleaning up
<Maquorax> hahahahaha
<Maquorax> :)
<Maquorax> ok not funny
<Maquorax> :-)
<Black0pz> :)
<RaYgE> hehe
<RaYgE> tell this one  viXen900
<Maquorax> ok :-)
<RaYgE> hehe
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<RaYgE> hey black0pz...wanna have a cool gates gag??
<Black0pz> like what
<RaYgE> visit   www.kimble.de
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