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			   -[The Truth About Santa Clause]-
 			            -[by: TheHex]-
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                                The Datacore (DataZine)

	
I have come to realize many many flaws in the traditional Christmas story
of Santa Clause. Originally the story of Santa Clause was created so that children
could have a mystical figure to look up to. As the years passed, the story of Santa
has evolved. In the beginning, Santa was simply an old man who would come door to 
door and bring presents to children on Christmas Eve. Santa Clause has now come
to be known as the biggest pedophile in history. One night a year, this overweight
old man climbs down chimneys all over the world visiting children. He forces them
to be his servant, feeding him milk and cookies, and when they do not comply, he
makes them walk on hot coal. He then encourages children to be bad and disobey their
parents, due to parents telling their children that he will only come if they are
good.

Santa Clause places fear in the hearts of adults, afraid of what he will do
to their children. Santa sits in the middle of a shopping mall, forcing parents to
bring there children to sit in his lap and tell him what they want. Parents are 
forced to send money to Santa in the North Pole so that he doesn't brutalize their
children.

Santa Clause came in contact with a male reindeer in heat at a young age, and as
a result has had a bizzarre beastiality fetish since his teenage years. When he
visits the children on Christmas night, he forces them to feed the reindeer
carrots. Santa Clause has one of the most sneaky
entrances of all pedophiles, allowing him quick and easy access to the children
by climbing down the chimney.

Some of you may have seen the stickers in the window from the fire department that
say "Child In This Room." This was a conspiracy by Santa Clause so that he could 
easily tell what rooms children are in. His co-workers consist of incested small
children called "elves", who help Santa every Christmas. These elves are victims
of Santa's cruel scheme and over the years have become deformed with pointed noses
and ears, due to the close bloodline of incested children. He forces them to where
funny close and pointed shoes, proving Santa's unusual bondage fetishes.

Santa Clause encourages bad langauge to children, insisting that they are all
quote "Ho Ho Ho"s. He forces people to cut down trees and put them in their 
living room, thus proving Santa's hate for wildlife and nature.

Mr. Clause has been sited on several charges of animal abuse, including but
not limited to, making reindeer jump off roofs, force feeding carrots to 
reindeer, striking a reindeer in the face until his knows glows in the
night, and choking them with reins as he makes them carry his overweight
body.

When Christmas is over, he forces his elves into slave labor, making them
work on various factory lines creating "toys" for young children. The 
whole year he plots out his evil plan for next year, while the poor
elves work their fingers to the bone.

Note: A full report on Mrs. Clause is being taken by a P.I., and will
be available shortly for download.

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