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Title: The CodeZero 0wNz m3y3 d0G
By: The Messiah


I was wandering around the web one day, when I saw a link to CodeZero's web 
page (http://www.codez.com). Apparently, they 0wN SIN. News to me. Anyway, 
here's my rebuttal of the page... hehehe. Quotes from the page are in bullshit 
tags. It's just so easy...

<bullshit>
sIn are a lame fuck wannabe w1nd0ze k0ding group, they can't hack, they rip 
all the shit they release, and they are all in other wannabe groups on the 
UnderNet. Three Months ago we had nothing on any of their members, since then 
we have been slowly assimilating more information, and we have built the 
inf0z templates below, sIn are 0wned.
</bullshit>

Messiah sez: y0y0y0. You can tell they're l33t0 by the w4y th3y t4lk... As 
for ripping shit, yahahaha- prove it. Where o where can I find the source 
code for OTP-Pack? Mmmm? Eh? On my hard drive? Dizamn. Also, why can't anyone 
spell SIN right? It's not sIn, nor SiN, nor sIN, nor siN, nor SIn, and not 
even Sin. 'Tis an acronym, therefore, it's all in caps. Not hard to do, guys. 
To top it off, you guys seem to have a problem distinguishing plural from 
singular. SIN is a group, therefore it is singular. Only one SIN. You don't 
say "the group are ready" unless you flunked out of third grade. If you want 
to say that you 0wN us, simply say this: "SIN iZ 0wN3d." Grammar, while 
appearing difficult, is actually quite simple. Also, you shouldn't say 
"The CodeZero 0wNz j00." For one, "the" is unnecessary, and adds to the 
confusion. Again, "CodeZero"  is singular, because it is referring to the 
group itself. CodeZero *is* un-stoppable, not "are".

<bullshit>
     The sIn member list is...

     Fucking Hostile     - Nealry 0wned 
     The Banshee         - Nearly 0wned 
     The Messiah
     SandWorm            - Quit sIn 
     Evil Chick          - 0wned 
     \\StOrM\\           - 0wned 
     Darkfool 
     Dustin Ashe         - Never seen him 
     Soul Tear           - Never seen him 
     Majestic Cockster   - Never seen him 
     Lord Duke           - Never seen him 
     JDKane              - 0wned 
     Blue Buddah 
     JeNnYGrL            - 0wned
</bullshit>

Um... just curious, but when did JDKane and Jen get to be in SIN? They're just 
people who hang out in #sin, and know a lot of people in SIN. Nada mas. Also, 
I like the blank spot by my name.

<bullshit>
Alias          :  \\StOrM\\
*REAL* Name    :  Jason Sloderbeck
Address        :  5739 N Norton,
                  Kansas City, MO 64119
                  USA
Telephone      :  (816)453-8722
E-Mail         :
This inf0 has been 100% verified.
Note           :  Jason Can Only Code In VB, And Ripped Port Pro And Port Nuke.
</bullshit>

You know, for someone who can only program in VB, he plays a remarkably good 
C programmer. Also, Port Pro and Port Nuke have been out for quite some time 
now, *before you guys released your version of them*. So *who* rips code? 
BTW, Storm's "inf0z" is on his source code, which he gives out. Wow. l33t0 
skill #1: reading.

<bullshit>
Alias          :  Evil Chick
*REAL* Name    :  Suzette Kimminau
Address        :  130 105th Ave. S.E. Apt. 218
                  Bellevue, Wa 98004
                  USA
Telephone      :  (206)454-7176
E-Mail         :  evilchic@NWLINK.COM
This inf0 has been 100% verified.
</bullshit>

L33t0 skill #2: InterNIC's whois info. Zowie. I'll try out my hAx0r ski11z on 
codez.com...

Code Zero CODEZ2-DOM
   10803 Wintergreen Hill
   Austin, TX 78723
   USA

   Domain Name: CODEZ.COM

   Administrative Contact:
      Agricola, Anthony  AA1708  digitalstormirc@HOTMAIL.COM
      512-335-1323
   Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
      Slipnet Domain Master  SLP-DM  domain@slip.net
      (415) 281-3127  Fax: (415) 543-6398
   Billing Contact:
      Agricola, Anthony  AA1708  digitalstormirc@HOTMAIL.COM
      512-335-1323

   Record last updated on 10-May-97.
   Record created on 10-May-97.
   Database last updated on 12-Jun-97 05:01:28 EDT.

   Domain servers in listed order:

   NS.NMSVR.COM                 207.171.208.8
   NS2.NMSVR.COM                207.171.208.9

Do a lookup on Anthony here... no new info, tho...



Agricola, Anthony AA1708                digitalstormirc@HOTMAIL.COM
   Code Zero
   10803 Wintergreen Hill
   Austin, TX 78723
   512-335-1323

   Record last updated on 10-May-97.
   Database last updated on 12-Jun-97 05:01:28 EDT.

D-Storm = 0wN3d!

<bullshit>
Alias          :  Fucking Hostile
*REAL* Name    :  Tommy
Address        :  Kansas City, MO
                  USA
Telephone      :  (816)781-8009
E-Mail         :  
This inf0 is still being verified. The phone number is correct.
</bullshit>

Wow! You found out his first name (which he tells to everyone), the city he 
lives in (again, something he tells everyone), and the phone number of the 
payphone at his school! I hope I never do anything to incur your wrath.. you 
might give everyone the phone number of the Taco Bell nearest to me! Gawd, 
n000!

<bullshit>
Alias          :  JDKane
*REAL* Name    :  Kim
Address        :  327 E Park Road,
                  Round Lake, IL 60073
                  USA
Telephone      :  (847)546-9154
E-Mail         :  
This inf0 so far has been 100% verified.
</bullshit>

You know, this is kinda funny. SHE'S NOT IN SIN, YOU RETARDS! What's next?

Alias          :  RonaldM
*REAL* Name    :  Ronald McDonald
Address        :  1 McDonald Road,
                  Playland, CA 12345
                  USA
Telephone      :  (800)MIC-KYDZ
E-Mail         :  ronny@mcdonalds.com
This inf0 so far has been 100% verified.

w3 0wN McDonalds! w00p! jEaH!

<bullshit>
Alias          :  JeNnYGrL
*REAL* Name    :  Jennifer Chambers
Address        :  Kansas City, MO 61421
Telephone      :  
E-Mail         :  
This inf0 so far has been 100% verified.
</bullshit>

Well, at least you got her first name right. Yet another person who isn't in 
SIN. Maybe I should get the inf0 of, say, Spuds McKenzie... w3 OwN j0uR d0g!


<bullshit>
Alias          :  The Banshee
*REAL* Name    :  Mark
Address        :  Maryland
Telephone      :  *Unknown*
E-Mail         :  banshee@EVIL-EMPIRE.COM
This inf0 is incomplete.
</bullshit>

Uh.... if you were to ask him his name and state on IRC or something, he'd 
tell you. This is not really info, because there's around 500,000 people 
named Mark who live in Maryland. Not too impressive...

<bullshit>
Expect More Soon...As no-one can hide from The CodeZero, we are unstoppable.
</bullshit>

Um... yeah, sure. And you say *we* have an attitude. Pheh. 


Also, CodeZero, those leet0z extrordinares, have released CRAK- CodeZero 
Remote Attack Kit. To help them along, I and others have come up with some 
3133t |<-r4|) names for other things:

COCK: CodeZero OOB Cool Killer
COKEWHORE: CodeZero Obtuse Killer Elite Wanking Obsolete Rejected Engine
C-JIZZ: CodeZero's Jackknifed Internet Zappa-Zapper
CANARY: CodeZero Asshole's Near-Attack Regulated Yanker
CAN: CodeZero Attack Nads (more like a headline than anything else...)
CAD: CodeZero Attack Dildo
CAB: CodeZero Attack Bunny
COOK: CodeZero OOB Operator Killer
CUM: CodeZero Un-impressive Member
COST: CodeZero OwNz Shit, Truly
CONDOM-D: CodeZero OwNz Nothing, Dumbasses 0wN My D0g
CRAHK: CodeZero Runs Around Huffing, Kids
CISS MY ASS: Codezero Is Something Small, Meaty, Yellow, Annoying, Stupid, + 
Shity
COD:  CodeZero Owns Dick
C-TOUCH :CodeZero Takes Over Unregistered Channels
COED:  Codezero Owns Elite Dick
CLACK: CodeZero Licks At Coding Kracks
CAKE BOYS: Codezero Ass Kramps Emanual Butt-style On Your Scrotum
CAPE: Codezero Acts Pretty Elite
CLAP: CodeZero Likes Anal Pleasure


This concludes my rant. Thanks for staying tuned. Buh-bye.